Ruined Words

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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transmechanicus

I love the idea of dead gods. Not in the sense of “hey i killed something supernaturally strong” but in the sense of “i killed it and it’s still a god.” It is still worshipped. prayers are still answered. miracles are performed in its name, even as it lies pierced by a thousand swords and burning with chemical fire. even as it drifts through vacuum, decapitated and bleeding molten rock. in cosmic spite of being shot through each eye and hurled into a plasma reactor, it still radiates the power of the divine in a way that primitive death cannot smother. the nature of godchild is not so simple as to be tied to the mortality, or immortality, of any living being.

bogleech

In science that's called a whalefall :)

mirthalia

dead gods on the bottom of the mariana trench

innamorat4
starcitysirens

People on twitter are always like 'there's still people on tumblr?'... As if Twitter wasn't full of stolen text posts, gifs and art originally posted here

bassacaglia

They think that they’re doing an archeological dig but really they’re just walking into our houses picking up random stuff and saying “Wow, what a beautiful post! Shame that the people who made it died a long time ago :(((” While we stare at them from our dinner tables

succubus-bimbologist

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@transgirl-link this was too fuckin funny to leave in the notes

is-silksongg-released-yet

play-piano asked:

What are you going to do when silksong is released and how manic are you planning to go?

is-silksongg-released-yet answered:

Honestly, I don’t know.

Any hype I’ve had for silksong has died down, and idk how hyped I’m gonna be once a release date is announced, at this point it’s a calm before the storm, but we don’t know how bad the storm is


Also no silksong is not released yet.

write-it-motherfuckers
write-it-motherfuckers

Person A: “I’m a Vampire.”

Person B: “Yes, we’ve established that…. So?”

Person A: “I quite literally only just finished warning you of my nature, ten minutes ago, and the first thing you do is invite me into your home! How could you be so foolish?!”

Person B: “Do you intend to take advantage of my invite, to harm me?”

Person A: “W-Well no, but-”

Person B: “Then shut the fuck up and come inside.”

telemna-hyelle
doesitsparkjoytho

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sindri42

Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.

graycoin

Crime porthole

jewishbookwyrm

this was designed by cats

ilovecatsandbaking

Just get one of these and put them over the whole, you can have cat and food protection.

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lurking96

You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.

hugtheteadrinkthekitten

this is the most deadpan miette I've ever heard omg

almostsweetangel

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that’s because miette’s had enough

staravenger7285

Terrifying, thanks for the nightmares